Hey look! That thing that we have all known would happen for more than two fucking months now finally happened!
Nonetheless, Clinton still hasn’t conceded, and I expect that even as I write these words she is lurking in her dank lair, scuttling up and down the walls and hatching diabolical plans to run as an independent candidate.
Keep dreaming, you crazy bitch. The rest of us will live it up here in the real world, the world of cold hard facts, where we will in no way stretch our perception of the proud Democratic candidate to fit into any kind of perfect, charming, previously established persona.
At all.
Seriously.
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June 6, 2008 at 12:04 am
christopha
he doesnt look like palmer coz he SMILES too much… or palmer doesnt smile ENOUGH…
anyway hurray !
June 6, 2008 at 7:51 am
Smiley
You’re in good hands with Obama.
(Actually, I don’t know if those Allstate Insurance ads run down there, so the reference might be lost on you).
June 6, 2008 at 11:02 am
grubstreethack
They don’t, but for some reason I’ve heard of them. God knows why.