Imagine this:
There’s a supermodel beckoning to you. She’s beautiful; awe-inspiring; angelic. She’s lying in your bed naked, waiting for you to take her. She can be anyone you want. Megan Gale, Jennifer Hawkins, or every Miss Universe in history rolled into one. She’s the ultimate teenage fantasy.
So you dive towards her, abandoning caution in favour of lust, and… TREACHERY! She is no sex goddess! She is an evil demon of blinding light and screeching flames, burning your flesh and scalding your face!
This is what life is like for moths.
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November 6, 2007 at 7:04 pm
chris
this doesnt seem like something YOU came up with…. am i correct?
November 6, 2007 at 8:06 pm
grubstreethack
For your information I came up with it last night while a moth the size of my fist kept frying itself on the light above my computer.
THANKS FOR HAVING FAITH IN ME… FRIEND!
November 6, 2007 at 8:08 pm
chris
well….. you prob stoll it from somewhere…. FRIEND….
November 6, 2007 at 8:15 pm
grubstreethack
u r gay